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The Nightmare is Dissolved
Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:11 pm by ZeroVenkage
So it is, so it shall be then.

((this is kham... I got rid of the big giant red fuck you post because the huge pic was really annoying, it moved the entire page over like 10 inches))

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PostSubject: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:27 pm

We know there are many, thousands maybe, but try and post one of the Oh so famous chuck norris puns:

Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass....at night!

check this out if you dont know chuck norris's POWA!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:32 pm

Little known fact:

Chuck Norris got his shit kicked in by Bruce Lee. So Bruce Lee is the only person to match/defeat Chuck. Lee all day!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:33 pm

I know, I was just tellin my little sister.

Too bad Lee died though.....
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:34 pm

I heard he'd still alive affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:38 pm

From who???? he is???

and don't forget your puns people!

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep....he waits. (O.O)
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:41 pm

Lee killed him in that match

and Lee had Cerebral edema and full body ceizures, with the technology of that time there's no way he survived, not to mention he died from the same things
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:43 pm

oh thats how....
darn it....my fun topic turned depressing.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:47 pm

well to lighten the mood....

when chuck norris does push ups he pushes the earth down

aaaannnnnd

word has it that chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, but a horse is hung like chuck norris
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:51 pm

lol

I heard chuck norris is so badass that he has a third fist...in his beard!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:52 pm

[Wild Sadira used Chuck Pun] Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. Chuck Norris doesnít wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:53 pm

Yay!


Now.....Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:07 pm

hope its just as good!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:08 pm

Chuck Norris' sperm is so strong it can go through 10 condoms, 43 layers of spermicide, 3 skulls, 2 brick walls, and a birth control pill just to impregnate a woman.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:14 pm

lmao I'm glad i'm not cuck norris' woman
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:16 pm

ROFL must suck to be chucks bitch
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:16 pm

XD Yanno, this is reminding me of something. I believe the principal at my school is a believer in Chuck Norrisism...
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:19 pm

Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice!
XD XD XD XD XP*slap*......XD

these kids where dumb for even thinkin this!!


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:20 pm

oops forgot my joke my joke

they say chuck norris is so great that his tears hold the cure for cancer, aids, and any other fucked up disease,
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:21 pm

Too bad he never cries though...XD
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:22 pm

exactly

chuck norris fights dinosaurs as a warm up
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:26 pm

Then eats them for an appetizer!!! XD


The boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:11 pm

chuck norris haunt's freddy crouger's dreams and keeps him up at night
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:36 pm

Am I the only one here that thinks chuck norris is just a greezy overated old actor?
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:48 pm

of course he is, that's part of the reason these things are funny
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:57 pm

well okay then .
chuck norris is so cool that he keeps the polar ice caps from melting.
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