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The Nightmare is Dissolved
Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:11 pm by ZeroVenkage
So it is, so it shall be then.

((this is kham... I got rid of the big giant red fuck you post because the huge pic was really annoying, it moved the entire page over like 10 inches))

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:00 pm

lol

chuck norris fights fires with his round house kick instead of water.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:33 pm

i heard Lee only beat Norris cuz he was sedated with elephant tranquilizers.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:45 pm

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:47 am

God said, "let there be light".

Chuck Norris says, "say please". XD


But really, no offense to christians out there... I'm one myself.
I just saw this as histarical!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:52 am

the universe was created when chuck sneezed
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:02 am

Chuck Norris once peed in a gasoline tank of a car. Now that car is now known as optimus prime.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:13 am

chuck norris pulled over a cop and gave him a ticket for speeding.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:15 am

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:17 am

Chuck Norris beat Yami Yugi in a duel!! O_O

yeah....ONLY Chuck Norris! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:21 am

lol

chuck norris is the REAL king of the jungle
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:23 am

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:28 am

Chuck Norris locked Jigsaw in a room with a video saying " I want to play game".
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:32 am

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:33 am

lol good one

chuck norris beat every contra game blindfolded without losing a life
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:34 am

chuck norris beat robo taiko in taiko no tatsujin (Fubuki should get this one)
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:35 am

Lol meji good one

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter, he round house kicks the cows and butter comes straight out.


(Oh God!! Only God and chuck Norris can do that!!!)
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:38 am

When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:39 am

(yup)

chuck norris's autobiography only has 1 word in it...perfection
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:39 am

one for the holidays:

Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:40 am

China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:41 am

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:41 am

Speaking of China, the Great Wall was built to keep Chuck Norris out...It failed.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:43 am

lol to all 3 of those meiji

king kong ain't got nothin on chuck norris
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:43 am

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:43 am

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down
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