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The Nightmare is Dissolved
Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:11 pm by ZeroVenkage
So it is, so it shall be then.

((this is kham... I got rid of the big giant red fuck you post because the huge pic was really annoying, it moved the entire page over like 10 inches))

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:46 am

lol

chuck norris doesn't record tv shows he just makes the stations play them again
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:47 am

when Chuck Norris stares into space, he is actually vaporizing planets with his mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:48 am

at the last supper jesus made a toast to chuck norris

(no offense to anyone)
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:49 am

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:50 am

One time Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked someone so fast, it went back in time and kicked a meteor to the Earth, causing the extinction of dinosaurs.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:51 am

when chuck norris was a kid he totaled a car by shouting at it
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:52 am

Chuck Norris killed off all vampires with night stick....at night
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:56 am

chuck norris taunted the hulk then beat him in a game of chest blows
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:58 am

9/11/02, Chuck Norris round house kicked the twin towers.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:03 am

lol

chuck norris doesn't pay for parking cause the meter adds money to itself
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:04 am

Every time you donote to charity, Chuck Norris lets the world stay another month.....DONATE!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:06 am

chuck norris's round house kick is a secret move in final fantasy 7 that hit's for infinity damage
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:11 am

In smash bros brawl, master hand and crazy hand and Chuck Norris's hands.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:14 am

chuck norris is cheaper than sonic
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:15 am

smash ball is banned from brawl tornaments because of chuck norris
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:15 am

chuck norris was born with 99 lives, and he's still on the first one!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:18 am

Chuck Norris IS Zetta's body.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:21 am

chuck norris so fat even naruto cant beleive it
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:35 am

the leaning tower of piza is proof Chuck Norris learned the round house kick.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:34 am

Satan doesnt want Chuck Norris in hell, God doesn't want him either.


Thats why Chuck Norris is immortal.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:44 am

Chuck Norris...Does anything else need to be said?
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:21 pm

hell yeah!

when Chuck Norris pops a zit, the explosion engulfs an entire country. Good thing he uses proactive. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:47 pm

America didn't drop an atomic bomb on Japan, they dropped Chuck Norris.
(No offense to Japan, the Japanese or anything)
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:54 pm

((lmao that was wrong on so many level's yet sooo hilerious, don't worry im not japanese ^-^, lol))
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:02 pm

Chuck Norris calender goes from march 31 to april 2.

No one fools chuck norris.
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