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The Nightmare is Dissolved
Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:11 pm by ZeroVenkage
So it is, so it shall be then.

((this is kham... I got rid of the big giant red fuck you post because the huge pic was really annoying, it moved the entire page over like 10 inches))

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:12 pm

When Chuck Norris had a staring contest with Medusa, the end result was her turning to stone.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:16 pm

How did China get rid of Godzilla?? lets just say Chuck Norris wanted to try something new for dinner.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:21 am

Caveman only discovered fire because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a tree so hard it went up in flames.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:24 am

I never knew Godzilla was in China! Then again, that damn lizard's been everywhere...Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:27 am

Chuck Norris jumped in a black hole once.....he came back the next day with soveniers!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:37 am

All humans suffer from a fatal disease known as Chuck-o-phobia.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:49 am

the number 1 action thriller in america is "the life of chuck norris"
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:50 am

the only thing cooler than cold is chuck norris
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:51 am

chuck norris's beard suffers from a superiority complex and makes average people feel bad about themselves
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:54 am

damn good one loL
Chuck Norris finished the Impossible quiz on his first try, without any skips!!

(google "Impossible quiz" and challenge yourself. XD)
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:55 am

Let us pray Chuck Norris lets us see January 1, 2009.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:56 am

chuck norri's smile cures depression, chases the blues away, and brings out the sun
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:57 am

Theres "sonic" then theres "sonic good".

but neither come close to "Chuck good".
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:59 am

the dinosaurs died because chuck norris said so
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:59 am

Chuck Norris's sweat can bring eternal luck. To bad he never breaks a sweat.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:00 am

in the beginning chuck norris created the heavens and the earth...

(no offense again)
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:04 am

Nuclear bombs were thought of after Chuck Norris sneezed and sunk the ships on pearl harbor.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:05 am

chuck norris higher's bodyguards to protect the people on the street from getting hurt by his greatness
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:08 am

chuck norris's beard survives off a diet of lower life forms like us
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:10 am

chuck norris finished the song that never ends
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:16 am

chuck norris is the meaning of life
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:16 am

LOL great one!!

The earth rotates when Chuck Norris walks clockwise.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:19 am

Chuck Norris can walk on water, only because the water is scared to bring him down.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:07 am

Chuck Norris had 3 kids. Put their names together you get:

"Big" "Fucking" "Nuc"
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris....!   Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:40 am

when the cashier charged Chuck Norris too much for a beard trim, Chuck Norris stromed out and slamed the door...the revolving door that is.
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